A crowded trading desk at the end of a long day
A founder's journey

I never hated caffeine. I hated dependingon it.

A decade of working in finance in London taught me that caffeine wasn't a perk, it was infrastructure. This is what it took to get off it, and why I built the thing I wished had existed.

Wulf, Co-Founder
Wulf, Co-Founder Written in London · 7 min read
London · 2019 Four cups before lunch was normal. Nobody called it a dependency.
Chapter one

The cycle of dependency

You know that moment at 3pm when you're staring at your screen, struggling to keep your eyes open and thinking about your next coffee? Not because you want one. Because you need one. That's where this started for me.

I spent my entire career in finance, where high pressure is part of the game. Coffee wasn't a habit, it was the architecture of my day. First thing in the morning to feel human. Mid-morning to stay sharp. After lunch to push through.

If you've been in a similar situation, you'll know: caffeine isn't a nice-to-have, it's the operating system.

And when things got stressful? More coffee, which fuelled the stress, which wrecked my sleep, which meant reaching for a stronger cup the next morning. The cycle tightens gradually. You don't notice until you're already deep in it.
Rooftop, coffee in hand, city reflected
4–6 cups a day, for the better part of a decade. I told myself it was normal.
The loop It tightens quietly
Four steps, on repeat

Nobody chooses step one twice

Dependency isn't a decision, it's a feedback loop. Each turn raises the dose you need to feel like yourself. Tap a stage to see where it caught me.

Stage 1, More coffee Stress rises, so the dose rises. It reads as productivity, so nobody questions it, least of all you.
One day of cold turkey. The headache won.
Pure caffeine crystals, macro
Chapter two

What caffeine isn't telling you

I didn't think I had a problem. Caffeine is the one drug nobody warns you about. Health influencers happily list the benefits, but no one mentions what happens when your baseline shifts. When you're not drinking coffee to feel good anymore, just to feel normal.

That frustration sent me down a rabbit hole. What I found was eye-opening.

Discover the science →
5-6 hrs Caffeine's half-life is long enough to quietly wreck your sleep even if your last cup was at noon.
50% Of regular users get withdrawal symptoms when they stop, which is why willpower alone keeps failing.
80% Of Western adults use caffeine at doses high enough to alter brain function. Daily.
DSM-5 Caffeine has its own psychiatric diagnoses: intoxication, withdrawal, even caffeine-induced anxiety disorder
The day I was living

The 3pm exhaustion, plotted

My own energy curve, before and after. Click any moment to read what it actually felt like.

Over-stimulated My natural baseline ↑ More alert ↓ Running on empty
6am9am12pm3pm6pm9pmmidnight
Then, the caffeine-run day Now, after the reset A moment in that day. Click a dot to read it The line is how alert I felt through the day, from memory, not measured data.
3pm The wall
The 3pm exhaustion Staring at the screen, already thinking about the next one. Not wanting it. Needing it.
Chapter three

So I built the thing I wished had existed

Uncaffed is a supplement protocol built around the taper itself, so coming down happens on a schedule rather than on willpower alone. No white-knuckling it. No pretending decaf is the answer.

The biggest gain isn't cutting caffeine out. It's losing the reliance on it.

Sleep came back first I stopped borrowing tomorrow's energy to pay for today.
The peaks flattened Steadier through the day, without the crash that used to follow.
The energy is yours Not rented from a cup, on a schedule you didn't set.
Wulf on the pier Day 412 without a dependency
"The goal was never to quit caffeine. It was to stop needing it just to feel like myself."
Wulf
Wulf Co-Founder, Uncaffed

I'm not anti-caffeine. I still have the occasional cup, on my terms, because I want to. That's the difference.

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